Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?
Charles Barsotti
Yes I Came Back I Always Come Back
Harry Bliss
French Army Knife
Michael Crawford
A Glass Of Red Wine Speaks On The Phone
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Howard, I Think The Dog Wants To Go Out
Arnie Levin
Expertise Interrupted
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Not Guilty, Because Puppies Do These Things
Charles Barsotti
I think you are wonderful
Charles Barsotti
Escher Get your ass up here
Robert Leighton
You Can't Plead Cute
Charles Barsotti
A Father Encourages His Son At The Playground
Emily Flake
They Rubbed My Tummy
Charles Barsotti
You Seem To Know Something About Law. I Like
Robert Weber
They Moved My Bowl
Charles Barsotti
Hon, Mueller's got this. Come to bed.
Julia Suits
Dogs At A Meeting
Mike Twohy
A Cat And Dog Play Scrabble In A Kitchen. 'grrr'
Shannon Wheeler
I Have A Couple Of Other Projects I'm Excited
Mike Twohy
He's an Indoor Cat
Charlie Hankin
Contractor Examining A Blueprint And Speaking
Robert Leighton
Dog Chases After A Ball
Charles Barsotti
He Tells It Like It Is
Paul Noth
The Bidding Will Start At Eleven Million Dollars
Charles Barsotti
One Dog Talks To Another
Paul Noth
New Yorker July 26th, 1976
George Booth
Five Dogs Sitting Around A Roundtable
Charles Barsotti
Overuse of the Exclamation Point
Mike Twohy
The Mind Body Problem
Roz Chast
I'd Just Like To Know What In Hell Is Happening
George Booth
No Need to Get the Lawyers Involved
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Bad Mom Cards Collect The Whole Set
Roz Chast
An Indian Chief Speaks To A Pilgrim
Paul Noth
Comparison is the Thief of Joy
Julia Suits
Three Men In Berets Drill Into The Ground
Charlie Hankin
Insomnia Jeopardy
Roz Chast
A Man Is Seen Wearing A Cape Next To A Wind
Drew Dernavich
A Man And A Woman Talk In Their Living Room
David Sipress
A Father Reads His Daughter A Bedtime Story
Christopher Weyant
Businessman Sitting On A Bed In Hotel Room
Jack Ziegler
Power of Attorney
Pia Guerra
Two Polar Bears Eat Spaghetti And Meatballs. One
Benjamin Schwartz
Tell Them Is Fake News
Pat Byrnes
More giraffes
Seth Fleishman
A Large Wooden Horse
Christopher Weyant
The Holy Trinity
Roz Chast
Annoying and Cute
Amy Hwang
A Man Talking To The Cat Lying On His Stomach
Harry Bliss
Is that all you can think about
Carolita Johnson
So, Does Anyone Else Feel That Their Needs Aren't
Tom Cheney
A Man Filling Up His Coffee Pot
Seth Fleishman
New Yorker May 22nd, 1978
George Booth
Red Cars Drop Off A Bridge Under A Sign That Says
Michael Crawford
And Don't Go Whining To Some Higher Court
Al Ross
Ned Helped Out
Ellis Rosen
I Love You, And I Want You To Be My Bird
John Norment
And What Do You Think Will Happen If You Do Get
Charles Barsotti
As Time Goes By
Karl Stevens
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Charles Barsotti
All You Really Need In Life Is The Love Of A Good Cat
George Booth
A Butterfly Speaks To A Caterpillar
Mort Gerberg
I Love It. Who Did It?
Charles Barsotti
Thus the Yardbirds begat Cream
David Sipress
It's Free But They Sell Your Information
Joe Dator
So this is where the magic happens
Robert Weber
I Like Me
Johnny DiNapoli
New Yorker June 20th, 1983
Roz Chast
Is Oversleeping A Real Thing?
Amy Hwang
They just want to dance
Navied Mahdavian